Top Submitters' Top Submissions

1. 4165 points, 23 submissions: Tomatoshi
   
   1. Cryptocurrency Euthanasia Coaster (489 points, 127 comments)
   2. Mark Karpeles states Bitcoin has failed and is useless. (273 points, 95 comments)
   3. Vergin comedy gold leaks ahead of announcement (241 points, 159 comments)
   4. Incredibly "organic" pump minutes before Tether prints $300 million (237 points, 82 comments)
   5. In today's Creepto News : McAfee's Underground King of ICO analysts apparently a pedo (230 points, 99 comments)
   6. Dying Butter attempts to dox imaginary assassin. Gives him an imaginary name and non-existent address. (215 points, 70 comments)
   7. Back under 8K. Shall I get rid of my fiat? (210 points, 86 comments)
   8. President Maduro's computer hacked. Exit scam image discovered. (205 points, 12 comments)
   9. Come all ye faithful and get rekt margin trading (185 points, 59 comments)
   10. Lightning Network upgraded - super efficient diagram of super efficient payment channels running on top of super efficient blockchain (183 points, 73 comments)
2. 2691 points, 10 submissions: Orbalisks
   
   1. Debating Bitcoin (747 points, 114 comments)
   2. 1 Bitcoin transaction uses over four times as much energy as 100,000 VISA transactions (492 points, 150 comments)
   3. Remember that model that the Bitcoin crowd constantly mocked? Turns out it was pretty much spot on... (346 points, 90 comments)
   4. MRW I see butters describing how they lost 40% on Verge so they went all in on Tron but lost another 30% so they went back to Bitcoin but are down 25% (216 points, 38 comments)
   5. The Parable of the Bagholder (201 points, 14 comments)
   6. Then they came for me (161 points, 18 comments)
   7. First. Global. Currency. (148 points, 55 comments)
   8. Verge creator desperately (and unsuccessfully) trying to cash out into USD on Coinbase; notes that "taxes are due"--an observation that conspicuously coincides with Verge's enigmatic crowdfunding campaign (143 points, 34 comments)
   9. Butter shares comical chart suggesting that Bitcoin is destined for 100% adoption, despite the fact that the chart both misrepresents how long Bitcoin has been around for and already shows that it is not being adopted as quickly as other technologies (120 points, 76 comments)
   10. First you pump, then you dump (117 points, 25 comments)
3. 2556 points, 15 submissions: dgerard
   
   1. The OKEx margin trading disaster — how crypto margin trading goes wrong, and how the eye-watering margin leverage on crypto exchanges works in practice (306 points, 212 comments)
   2. "Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain" is OUT NOW! (284 points, 98 comments)
   3. Reuters on OTC markets: "Less romantically, traders sometimes say 'butt' to mean bitcoin." we did it lads, be proud (268 points, 17 comments)
   4. How does Brave's "Basic Attention Token" work? By blatant fraud, of course! Twitter thread from one creator whose name and photo Brave is misusing (192 points, 173 comments)
   5. bullish on USD. it is clear USD is increasingly popular with past hodlers of the deprecated bit-Coin. USD has gone up hugely in just the past day against the b.t.C!! in the future it is posible with enough imagination that the US economy could run on USD ! in conclusion you should get into currency (186 points, 26 comments)
   6. Twitter thread of Bitcoin price predictions (164 points, 30 comments)
   7. "Kodak board members conveniently grant themselves shares the day before the announcement, a stock promoter with a checkered past is engaged for PR, and a group of German copyright trolls reinvent themselves as blockchain-enabled image platform managers." A scathing hedge-fund report on KodakCoin. (157 points, 44 comments)
   8. MERL Tech: Blockchain for International Development. "We documented 43 blockchain use-cases ... no documentation or evidence of the results blockchain was purported to have achieved in these claims ... Not one was willing to share data on program results." (143 points, 44 comments)
   9. Bitcoin’s stupendous power waste is green, apparently — bad excuses for Proof-of-Work [by me] (133 points, 112 comments)
   10. Bitcoin continues to be awesome for renewable energy! - "Bitcoin backlash as ‘miners’ suck up electricity, stress power grids in Central Washington" (130 points, 39 comments)
4. 2541 points, 10 submissions: borderpatrol
   
   1. Buttcoin Foundation ROCKED as founder exposed to be PAID SHILL for Butterfly Labs (1269 points, 553 comments)
   2. Stop with the political and racist garbage (177 points, 119 comments)
   3. To the person who reports every single chart posted in this sub as "not a fucking log chart" (167 points, 40 comments)
   4. WE DID IT REDDIT! (166 points, 55 comments)
   5. Someone finally said "Buttcoin". And it's William Shatner (156 points, 39 comments)
   6. My new Bitcoin commercial idea. (140 points, 21 comments)
   7. Let's welcome /Buttcoin's newest honorary member of the mod/shill team, Peter Todd! (125 points, 54 comments)
   8. Satoshi Nakamoto is an anagram of "So a man took a shit." (118 points, 16 comments)
   9. Guess which convicted felon just fucked over another Bitcoin business? (112 points, 31 comments)
   10. You guys are the best (111 points, 81 comments)
5. 2509 points, 12 submissions: JihanButt
   
   1. Hot (404 points, 19 comments)
   2. Made me check (and kek) (398 points, 49 comments)
   3. Mass adoption is here (257 points, 60 comments)
   4. New record for the fastest exit scam in human history (245 points, 23 comments)
   5. Meanwhile on 4chan bizbutt (210 points, 88 comments)
   6. TIL: Binance can exit scam at any given time and no one would be able to locate CZ or the Binance offices. Not even MtGOX was this shady. (200 points, 65 comments)
   7. Quality (172 points, 53 comments)
   8. Normies are shorting (137 points, 44 comments)
   9. CEO (lol) of shitcoin Titanium BUTT, high on cocaine during AMA (136 points, 16 comments)
   10. It begins... The biggest transfer of comedy gold in human history (122 points, 17 comments)
6. 2470 points, 12 submissions: unitedstatian
   
   1. I can't tell why but this ICO doesn't look trustworthy to me (369 points, 47 comments)
   2. Cryptocurrency (332 points, 26 comments)
   3. Has crypto become a giant joke? (311 points, 60 comments)
   4. A Buttcoiner going shopping (248 points, 37 comments)
   5. There is only a 1% chance of successfully routing a $67 payment on the lightning network (229 points, 71 comments)
   6. Comedy gold over at bitcoin (179 points, 54 comments)
   7. The Four Commandments (148 points, 65 comments)
   8. Behold LN in it's full glory as two users fail to send a meager 100 Sats through a high liquidity hub (Bitrefill) due to poor route computation. (146 points, 76 comments)
   9. Jimmy Song giving advice on how to use Bitcoin as a method of payment lol! (143 points, 57 comments)
   10. This is my new favorite ICO. (130 points, 94 comments)
7. 2037 points, 11 submissions: dyzo-blue
   
   1. Butter informs his tribe that he has decided to leave. Tribe kindly wishes him good luck and a happy new year. (510 points, 81 comments)
   2. STORE OF VALUE. (184 points, 32 comments)
   3. TIL: Apparently butters are mostly models who have meet-ups on boats. (167 points, 43 comments)
   4. Bitcoiner asked me if I was in the "crypto game" (165 points, 140 comments)
   5. Bitcoin’s energy consumption is growing at 20% per month and is effectively erasing decades of progress on renewable energy (160 points, 93 comments)
   6. Steve Bannon is creating a cryptocurrency to fund global fascist movements (155 points, 175 comments)
   7. Firesale! Firesale! All I see are CHEAP COINZ. (154 points, 130 comments)
   8. The electricity required for a single Bitcoin trade could power a house for a whole month (147 points, 81 comments)
   9. Who sees this pop-up and thinks, "Hmm, seems legit"? (146 points, 40 comments)
   10. From California's Governor Primary Ballot (126 points, 28 comments)
8. 2035 points, 13 submissions: 18_points
   
   1. BitGrail insolvency due to people editing client-side javascript and withdrawing free NANO! (279 points, 115 comments)
   2. Butter rushes to exchange his iMac for a MacBook hours before return policy expires, doesn't copy his wallet seed. $170K SFYL, mass adoption imminent. (205 points, 102 comments)
   3. LA Times: The only currency worse than bitcoin is Venezuela’s (176 points, 78 comments)
   4. Butter makes $1.2mm, quits his job, proceeds to lose 80% (175 points, 76 comments)
   5. Bitcoin.com openly admits Tethers are backed by nothing (158 points, 99 comments)
   6. Tether CFO: "Tether may no longer continue to use the US dollar anchor in the future." (152 points, 80 comments)
   7. Aaaand it's gone.... Stablecoin basis closes shup after raising $133 million (151 points, 61 comments)
   8. Guy travels abroad paying with bitcoin. Just kidding, he couldn't pay with bitcoin - best he could do after 2 days trying was trade bitcoin for cash 20% below spot. (138 points, 62 comments)
   9. Because this chart never gets old ... (126 points, 46 comments)
   10. Tether crashing on Kraken, down to $0.98 (125 points, 69 comments)
9. 1985 points, 6 submissions: cool_playa
   
   1. a shitcoin startup called Prodeum just exitscammed with millions of investor dollars and left them the following message on their site (1111 points, 170 comments)
   2. Cryptocurrencies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) (256 points, 72 comments)
   3. Charlie Lee gets put in his place (185 points, 29 comments)
   4. Vitalik rethinks his stance as a Libertarian due to the current cryptocurrency ecosystem. Regulations are actually good he says. LMAO. (180 points, 86 comments)
   5. Twitter CEO says Bitcoin is the future / Twitter bans cryptocurrencies from advertising on their platform. (129 points, 11 comments)
   6. Bubble, Bubble, Fraud and Trouble - New York Times article (124 points, 81 comments)
10. 1916 points, 10 submissions: Cthulhooo
    
    1. Ladies and Gentlemen I have an innovative idea that will change the landscape of cryptospace forever. I present you the infinite reverse Ponzi scheme. (355 points, 237 comments)
    2. ETH is now officially a 2 digit shitcoin! (258 points, 110 comments)
    3. So this is how blood in the streets looks like... (215 points, 91 comments)
    4. Missed us? (211 points, 44 comments)
    5. The new paradigm (of spam) has arrived. (171 points, 45 comments)
    6. Attention all personnel. (168 points, 62 comments)
    7. Not only bloomberg or CNBC. Even national media all over the world are screaming about tether manipulation. This is good for buttcoin. (168 points, 42 comments)
    8. The biggest bagholders on the planet are actually institutions. Bought bitcoin for $40k (142 points, 44 comments)
    9. Millions of dollars stuck forever in a buttchain thanks to an international community effort to establish the largest comedy gold black hole up to date. (116 points, 28 comments)
    10. Smart ponzi FOMO3D round 1 ends way too early with a creative twist (112 points, 98 comments)

This is an emergency alert: Calling all tweeters, traders, meme makers, and concerned customers.

WE NEED TROOPS TO PARTICIPATE IN OPERATION LIFEBOAT. (https://i.redd.it/y717a2t2gemy.jpg)
Problem: The prices of most crypto coins are going down. Why? BTC is a failure (obsolete technology, slow, has high fees, & taken over by banker mafias).
Yet Exchanges still use BTC as the primary trading pair for other coins. This means that everyone is forced to used BTC; and it means that when BTC goes down, everything goes down.
Solution: Obtain independence from BTC trading pairs – by getting exchanges to use BCH pairs. I.e. we need a lifeboat to get off the sinking BTC fail ship.

CALL TO ACTION:

We need our soldiers to contact major exchanges and tell them to immediately offer BCH trading pairs – since BTC is a failure and hurting everyone.

SAMPLES OF WHAT TO SAY:

1. Consumers demand that you give us #BCH trading pairs. BTC is a failure & hurting all. #OperationLifeboat #BchConvert #SaveCrypto
   
2. BTC is a failure & crashing all markets because #Exchanges like yours don't offer #BCH pairs. Fix please! #OperationLifeboat #BchConvert #SaveCrypto
   
3. What year are you in? This is 2018. All the best #Exchanges have #BCH trading pairs. You want more money, we want less fees. Duh. #OperationLifeboat #BchConvert #SaveCrypto
   
4. Why you discriminating against BCH trading pairs? Dats racist! #BchTradingPairsMatter #OperationLifeboat #BchConvert #SaveCrypto
   

CONTACT STEPS (Achievement unlocks):

1. Twitter
   
2. Email (list of more here https://www.reddit.com/btc/comments/7qu5bf/here_is_a_big_list_of_contact_information_fo)
   
3. Post at different Reddits to raise awareness in all communities. btc, all, bitcoinmarkets, et al.
   
4. Post a meme of the sinking BTC ship & reasons to get on the BCH lifeboat. (add text to https://i.redd.it/y717a2t2gemy.jpg)
   
5. Post on other social media like Instagram, Facebook, et al.
   

CONTACTS (comment if you know more info):

Exchange	Twitter	Email	Reddit/Facebook
www.Gemini.com	www.twitter.com/GeminiDotCom	?	Gemini/
www.Kraken.com	www.twitter.com/krakensupport, www.twitter.com/krakenfx	[email protected], [email protected]	Kraken/
www.Gdax.com / Coinbase	www.twitter.com/GDAX, www.twitter.com/coinbase	[email protected], [email protected]	GDAX/
www.Bitfinex.com	www.twitter.com/Bitfinex	[email protected]	/bitfinex/
www.Bittrex.com	www.twitter.com/BittrexExchange	? https://support.bittrex.com/	www.facebook.com/bittrex
www.HitBTC.com	www.twitter.com/Hitbtc	?	hitbtc/
www.Binance.com (needs more focus)	www.twitter.com/binance_2017	? https://support.binance.com/hc/en-us	/binance/
www.Poloniex.com	www.twitter.com/Poloniex	?	PoloniexForum

EXCHANGES THAT HAVE BCH PAIRS (signup & use):

1. Gdax/Coinbase – U.S. based. They have some pairs, ask for more. (https://www.gdax.com)
   
2. Coinex – has major BCH pairs. Thank them. (www.coinex.com)
   
3. New https://bitzlato.com - has BCH pairs.
   
4. BTC-e – other countries (https://wex.nz/)
   

NEW TO BCH? WHAT IS BITCOIN CASH?:

Bitcoin cash (BCH) is the upgraded bitcoin. The current Bitcoin Core (BTC) was taken over by banker types who sabotaged the real bitcoin, to make it slow and cost a lot.
Core kicked out the original bitcoin dev team, and changed the programming. Their reddit will ban you if you ask comparison questions or why BTC has problems.

Why should you get into a good crypto like Bitcoin Cash?

Get freedom from the gov, avoid banker and paypal fees, earn profit, and it's easy to use. Bitcoin Cash has all the same qualities and major brand recognition of the original Bitcoin, but with upgraded tech for 2018.
The US dollar value is going down – so you are loosing money by doing nothing with it. If you buy 1 BCH now, then in 6 months it can be worth $10,000 – because it will replace the failed BTC. (BTC went up to $20,000 before people realized how much it sucks).